S2:E15 – [Totally Consensual Dating Simulator]

Age-old sex sims, video game boob physics gone terribly wrong.

Chris, Niall, and Cory recount their childhood sleepovers, speaking professional “sims”, dragging explosions over poor unsuspecting children, and avoiding those awkward mornings after pals be rufflin’ the sheets… in the carnal sense.

Also, sidewalks. Tiny, narrow, death-taunting sidewalks…

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